The Big Winner Is...

Expletives: never have so many been used at such a breakneck pace.

Save The Swamps!

Drain The Trump.

George Costanza's Dad, Frank

Thanks to my good friend, Frank Costanza, for his inspiration:

Serenity some other damn decade!

Smock and Mirrors

I am not here in this world to criticize the government. So, I'll just despise it.

I limit myself to 15 hours a day on social media.

Cellphone Blues

I had to be hospitalized for losing my cellphone.

****show

I just hate a relentless neverending shit show. We're all starring in one this very second.