Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Greatest new dog name: "Fiscal Cliffy"

Wanna blow a teller's mind? Make a deposit into your savings account.


I wrap all my unpaid bills in lottery tickets hoping each will get the hint.

The ultimate addition of insult to injury: You're broke as hell but still vote Republican. 

My glass is always half full. Of what, I will not say.


Dude, do you know how many donuts you could've bought instead of all those lottery tickets?!


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