Greatest new dog name: "Fiscal Cliffy"

Wanna blow a teller's mind? Make a deposit into your savings account.

I wrap all my unpaid bills in lottery tickets hoping each will get the hint.

The ultimate addition of insult to injury: You're broke as hell but still vote Republican. 

My glass is always half full. Of what, I will not say.

Dude, do you know how many donuts you could've bought instead of all those lottery tickets?!

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$250k Middle Class? I must be in Upper Poverty! (idea courtesy of Mitt Romney)

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Latest thing to become obsolete: The great American job resume.

Life is full of paradoxes: While I do sunscreen the cat, I often forget to use it on myself.

We're running out of thin ice to skate on. 

I diligently used my GPS and still ended up in the wrong state.

Good news: I found a $20-dollar while riding my bike. Bad news: I inhaled it.
 
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I'm the only person in town with a lizard tail collection.

Astrophysicists make better lovers.

Come ride the brand-new Mount Everest Sherpa Tram!

Parked cars get the best mileage.

Don't cave to conspiracy theorists: We'll never run out of oil or water.

Worrying over things you can't control is still worth it.

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Like cockroaches, politicians will be the last humans standing when the world ends.

"Somewhere over the Bainbow..."

Genmoditarian: A person who only eats genetically modified foods.

When the TSA requires on-site colonoscopies, I'm done flying.

Resurrect FDR

Contrarian Humanitarian: I run a no-kill shelter for mice.  

Birth control unfairly limits the chances of ever reaching 1 trillion people.

The epitome of redundancy: "Lying Politician"

People get along better when they're heavily armed.

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