I'm the only person in town with a lizard tail collection. Astrophysicists make better lovers. Come ride the brand-new Mount Everest Sherpa Tram! Parked cars get the best mileage. Don't cave to conspiracy theorists: We'll never run out of oil or water. Worrying over things you can't control is still worth it.
If you want good mileage, ride a bike. Laugh maniacally as you pass gas stations. Trying to make money online is like trying to train your dogs: IT AIN'T HAPPENIN'! Beware of "Mr. Snotty!" Can't see the forest for the corruption. Greed is the antidote to freedom. Jobs are about as scarce as honest politicians. Open space is a terrible thing to waste: Develop the shit out of it. "Moral Values" are lies in disguise.
Mommy, why are most of the bad people Republicans? You can take away my house. You can take away my job. You can take away my dignity. But you can not take away my football. Born to raise hemp. Car carries no foreign dignitaries.