8-24-2012

Beware the Romneypocalypse! 

CANINE SUFFRAGE MOVEMENT ~ working tirelessly for a dog's right to vote.  

A pessimistic optimist is one who believes he will get screwed, but it won't hurt too much.

When life gives you politicians, what kind of "ade" do you make?

I'm sick of recycling. Can't we just go back to wasting everything?

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"The Farting Brain" Bumper Stickers ~ 8-18-2012 ~

Romney/Ryan: "We'll show you the details at the end of our first term."

Why should Romney divulge his tax returns? He'd lose! Can't a guy take "The Fifth" anymore?

For politicians, honesty is never the best policy. It's just too messy.

Voting is the ultimate exercise in futility. Watching football makes far better sense.

Everyday is Christmas for the Elite. For the rest of us, it's trash day.

AMERICA: "Land of Opportunity"

© 2012 by Grant William Brad Gerver. All Rights Reserved. If you care to reproduce any of these as bumper stickers or for any other project, I am very open to working with you: seriouskidding@gmail.com ) ---- "Blues Lunatic~Idiot Stick Videos": Tons of original acoustic blues, rock, folk tunes, protest songs, off-the-wall humor & Shih Tzus. 271 videos & counting. Filibi.com : Find It, Love It, Buy It.

"The Farting Brain" Bumper Stickers ~ 8-15-2012 ~

FIRE CONGRESS! I mean it.

I am so done with Facebook.

I'm doubling a penny everyday for a month so I can be a millionaire.

Remember when Government actually worked for The People? We weren't even born yet. 

Addicted to justice, fairness and chocolate.

Why vote? Don't know. Don't care.
 

Talk about taxation without representation. Didn't they once have a Revolution because of it? 

The Rainforest is becoming the "Painforest." It's vanishing before our very eyes. 

© 2012 by Grant William Brad Gerver. All Rights Reserved. If you care to reproduce any of these as bumper stickers or for any other project, I am very open to working with you: seriouskidding@gmail.com ) ---- "Blues Lunatic~Idiot Stick Videos": Tons of original acoustic blues, rock,folk tunes, protest songs, off-the-wall humor & Shih Tzus. 271 videos & counting.