Monday, October 1, 2012

The new global posture: LOOK DOWN, blocking out everything around you except texts.

You can now acquire "Texting Insurance" for nasty spills and unintended slapstick moments. 

I live in a "text-only" household. 

Well, at least you can't get pregnant from texting. Oh, you CAN?!! 

I don't go online. I don't text. I don't play video games. I am bored shitless.

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