Farting Brain Bumper Stickers: 2018

Monday, December 17, 2018

Expletives: never have so many been used at such a breakneck pace.

Drain The Trump.

Thanks to my good friend, Frank Costanza, for his inspiration:

Serenity some other damn decade!

I am not here in this world to criticize the government. So, I'll just despise it.

I limit myself to 15 hours a day on social media.

I had to be hospitalized for losing my cellphone.

I just hate a relentless neverending shit show. We're all starring in one this very second.

Just a penny for my thoughts would make me a billionaire.

Is it always gonna be this way? Well then mister, you can go sit on a nail.