"The Farting Brain" Bumper Stickers ~ 8-11-2012 ~

Devout Doubter

Dieting is the very least of my concerns.

There's always room for one more pet.

Stop worrying and start obsessing.

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"The Farting Brain" Bumper Stickers ~ 8-11-2012 ~

I do not believe in science. It always gets in the way.

Honesty is apparently overrated. 

"Government of the people, by the people, for the people." (Well, for 1% of 'em anyway.)

Mother Nature is just one more over-regulated entity standing in the way of profits. 

I snort high fructose corn syrup.

Who doesn't kiss their dogs on the lips?

Praying Atheist

Professional Protestor for Hire

Caution: Driver only wears costume jewelry.

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"The Farting Brain" Bumper Stickers ~ 8-10-2012

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I have a love-hate relationship with love and hate.

Blame a Republican

I never met a dog I didn't like.

If things keep going like they're going, it'll be summer all year long! 

I never text and drive. Reading the Bible is another matter.

 

"The Farting Brain" Bumper Stickers ~8-10-2012

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Republicans truly ARE the ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE.  

Capitalism excludes you and me.

FREE to be POOR

If everybody had a fair shot and were provided for like they deserve, this Country would kick major league ass. 

Hopes and dreams have been replaced by mopes and screams.

"The Farting Brain" Bumper Stickers 8-9-2012

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Is there any reason to give a (fill in the blank)?

Grotesque greed and a genuine, limitless rarefied arrogance. I love you, America.

You know, an American Caste System might just be the ticket (especially since it's well on the way).

Our obsession with money is only outdone by our obsession for money.

Dating guys with facial tattoos

 

Original Bumper Stickers 8-8-2012

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FYI: I am totally prepared to win the lottery. Everything's in place.

To hell with big banks. I stash all my cash on our Pit Bull.

We desperately need a wholesale change of con$ciou$ne$$.

Original Humorous Bumper Stickers ~ 8-5-2012

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LOBBYISTS

Surgically remove the head of Wall Street from the Government's ass.

The one thing that could potentially cure all our financial, societal and political ills: an asteroid.

HELP, I've fallen off a fiscal cliff and I can't get up!

The wealthy elite = "Americaymans"

WE want the same health insurance Congress has.

I work part-time. Just like Congress.