8-25-2012

Practice Safe Text

Living paycheck to paycheck: ah, the good old days. 

Dost thou care to indulge in thy greenest of leafy intoxicants?

Iron on + bills unpaid + gate open = VACATION!

Does anybody happen to know when my anniversary is? 

Hip new insult: "You worthless piece of Congress!"

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"The Farting Brain" Bumper Stickers ~ 8-12-2012 ~

Karmageddon

We must stop whining and start revolting.

Hippies had it right all along.

Yes, I speak Yiddish.  

Have you hugged your smart phone today?

The first three letters in CONgress say it all.

Don't forget to trim those nose hairs.

Remember the good ol' days? Me either.

The only safe place to put your money: 
Bank of Mymattress 

© 2012 by Grant William Brad Gerver. All Rights Reserved. If you care to reproduce any of these as bumper stickers or for any other project, I am very open to working with you: seriouskidding@gmail.com ) ---- "Blues Lunatic~Idiot Stick Videos": Tons of original acoustic blues, rock,folk tunes, protest songs, off-the-wall humor & Shih Tzus. 271 videos & counting.