What if politicians actually came together for the good of The American People? (Yes, I am on LSD.)

Reason, compromise and consensus: They're just so archaic.

Congress: Where hopes and dreams go to die.

The American Political System: Lose-Lose

Deport lobbyists to Guantanamo

Weather Report: 100% chance of heavy greed with no letup in sight.

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"The Farting Brain" Bumper Stickers ~ 8-18-2012 ~

I'll give up my remote when I get a job or you pull it from my cold dead hands, whichever comes first.

I suppress my appetite by watching FOX News.

Did you know that satellite dishes are the perfect place to hide your valuables? Damn, I just gave it away.

DVR angst: If I record it, will I ever watch it?

Give me Liberty...and while you're at it, a job and health care.

Ya gotta love Congress: We pay 'em big bucks for life to step on our heads. 

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"The Farting Brain" Bumper Stickers ~ 8-12-2012 ~

Karmageddon

We must stop whining and start revolting.

Hippies had it right all along.

Yes, I speak Yiddish.  

Have you hugged your smart phone today?

The first three letters in CONgress say it all.

Don't forget to trim those nose hairs.

Remember the good ol' days? Me either.

The only safe place to put your money: 
Bank of Mymattress 

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Original Humorous Bumper Stickers ~ 8-5-2012

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LOBBYISTS

Surgically remove the head of Wall Street from the Government's ass.

The one thing that could potentially cure all our financial, societal and political ills: an asteroid.

HELP, I've fallen off a fiscal cliff and I can't get up!

The wealthy elite = "Americaymans"

WE want the same health insurance Congress has.

I work part-time. Just like Congress.