I'll give up my remote when I get a job or you pull it from my cold dead hands, whichever comes first.
I suppress my appetite by watching FOX News.
Did you know that satellite dishes are the perfect place to hide your valuables? Damn, I just gave it away.
DVR angst: If I record it, will I ever watch it?
Give me Liberty...and while you're at it, a job and health care.
Ya gotta love Congress: We pay 'em big bucks for life to step on our heads.
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