How many gigs of storage does the average brain have?

You're always on camera. And yes, it could always go viral.

Biggest losers in the Digital Age: USPS and the pen industry.

Lance Armstrong didn't dope and I'm not overweight.

I try to exercise at least once a month.

"A trip to the dump clears the mind." -Norton Glossnagle

My school didn't have computers. They had these weird things called "books."

Can't we all just get along be Canadian?

Your Brain: The ultimate external hard drive.

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The biggest problem with Man is simply that he is human.

Don't you just love a good lard-infused extravaganza?

I'll quit whining when you quit yodeling.

Bound for Mexico to pursue employment.

Just quit my job (which was looking for a job).

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Don't let little things like wholesale drought ruin your day.

I'm confident the economy will turn around in a few hundred years.

Talk about hard times: Had to sell one of my corporate jets.

Politics, religion, death & taxes: 4 great reasons to drink.

Economic Solution #1: Legalize counterfeiting.

Quit complaining and DO something. But WHAT?!!!

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8-25-2012

Practice Safe Text

Living paycheck to paycheck: ah, the good old days. 

Dost thou care to indulge in thy greenest of leafy intoxicants?

Iron on + bills unpaid + gate open = VACATION!

Does anybody happen to know when my anniversary is? 

Hip new insult: "You worthless piece of Congress!"

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8-24-2012

Beware the Romneypocalypse! 

CANINE SUFFRAGE MOVEMENT ~ working tirelessly for a dog's right to vote.  

A pessimistic optimist is one who believes he will get screwed, but it won't hurt too much.

When life gives you politicians, what kind of "ade" do you make?

I'm sick of recycling. Can't we just go back to wasting everything?

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What if politicians actually came together for the good of The American People? (Yes, I am on LSD.)

Reason, compromise and consensus: They're just so archaic.

Congress: Where hopes and dreams go to die.

The American Political System: Lose-Lose

Deport lobbyists to Guantanamo

Weather Report: 100% chance of heavy greed with no letup in sight.

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8-22-2012

Ahhhhh, the smell of cat pee coffee in the morning...

"I have loved and I have lost...I have invested and I have lost...I was found but now I'm lost..." --Cubs' Fan Oath 

Gretchen, what's with the Tsetse flies?!

Thin people suck.

FIVE servings of fruits and vegetables??!! Only if they're covered in fudge.  

the middle class HAS JUST ABOUT BEEN VAPORIZED.

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